Seriously, I am definitely going to have to have some stern words with my staff…. Not only has my interior designer had a relapse, it would appear my head chef has run off with the cleaner…. I came home the other day, and all I wanted was a caviar sandwich and a mug of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild Jeroboam, and this is what I done did gone and discovered…. I had to make my OWN sandwich, and pour my own wine….
You just can’t get the staff these days….